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		<title>Letters</title>
		<description>Dear cat:

Why? Why do you insist on vomiting on the rugs instead of the many wood or tile flooring options available to you? Do you think that your hairballs will be traumatized if they land on something hard? Please advise.

Your perplexed owner

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Dear husband and child:

I wish I had been at ...</description>
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		<title>I am the parent of a kindergartner. In case this has slipped by you the other 5,000 times I mentioned it, this is blowing. my. mind. (ETA)</title>
		<description>ETA: So the compliments on my dress amuse me to no end (and also, thanks!). I have three of these that I bought at Kmart at the start of the summer for $12 each. They are the best $36 I ever spent. Basically, the full extent of my fashion crises ...</description>
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		<title>I think she was trying to be reassuring</title>
		<description>When Eliza leaves food on her plate, especially of the dessert variety, I usually end up scraping it onto my plate and eating it so it doesn't go to waste.

Today, she came to work with me and afterwards, I took her to eat crepes at a new place near my ...</description>
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		<title>Afloat!</title>
		<description>Greetings from Jupiter's armpit!

We are in South Texas right now and oh my stinkin' heck it is hot and humid here. Thank goodness for central air and swimming pools. We are having a delightful visit here with the Grandparents Texas and Auntie Johanna and Co.

Auntie Johanna and I would like ...</description>
		<link>http://elizasmom.com/?p=2326</link>
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		<title>Catching up, loose ends, etc.</title>
		<description>1. Eliza starts school 2 weeks from Tuesday. Wearing a uniform. I am DED:



2. We went to Virginia to visit Jim's dad and stepmom late last month and they wanted to expose Eliza to some of our great nation's history in Colonial Williamsburg. She was underwhelmed:



3. The carriage ride was ...</description>
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