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Monthly Archives: July 2007

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Rated Unintentionally PG

  July 31, 2007 - 2:44 pm | AM
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AM: (Holds waistline of pants she is wearing out to indicate roominess.) Hey, I know I’m being tiresome with this weight thing, but look at my pants! Jim: (Vaguely; he does not turn around because he is immersed in some sort of computer thingie.) Are your pants looser? That’s nice, … more behind the clicky →

Things we done did this weekend

  July 30, 2007 - 12:00 pm | AM, Eliza, Photos
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Apocalyptic Wedding Weather If the old saw about rain on your wedding day being good luck holds through, my friends A and J should be millionaires by next week, because Saturday morning’s weather was of deluge proportions. We had standing weather in our basement (which happens maybe twice a year), … more behind the clicky →

I am not making this up

  July 27, 2007 - 5:55 pm | Eliza
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(n.b. Eliza still refers to herself exclusively in the second person.) Eliza: You want to rock your TIGER! AM: OK, let’s go downstairs. (Eliza makes the infant bouncer with her new stuffed tiger in it bounce up and down.) AM: Does your tiger have a name? Eliza: Is your tiger … more behind the clicky →

Busy with the Deathly Hallows

  July 26, 2007 - 11:05 pm | Eliza
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I could have written a real post, but that would involve putting the book down. Not gonna happen. In lieu, some photos: My friend SBJ borrowed a bunch of baby stuff for her twins. They’ve outgrown it and yesterday she brought back her borrowed stash, including a pair of infant … more behind the clicky →

Annals of Embarrassing Work Situations: The Unintentional Grope

  July 24, 2007 - 10:59 am | AM
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Admission: I think that driving a stick shift is cooler than driving an automatic. It is not without its dangers, however. I initially learned to drive a stick shift out of necessity. After I graduated from college, my mom wanted the car I’d been using back for my sister, who … more behind the clicky →

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