Eliza: Why do they pronounce Uranus (yer-ANUS) as URINE-us?
AM: Well, because your ANUS.
Eliza: *Clueless silence*
AM: Ohhhhh, you don’t know what your anus means. Uhh…
(ponders duty as parent, decides what the hell, it’ll be funny)
Your anus is your butthole, so when you say yer-ANUS it’s like you’re calling it Planet Butthole.
Eliza (and Lucy): *Loud cackling, followed by thoughtful pause*
Eliza: Well, OK, but if you call it URINE-us you’re calling it Planet Pee!
Poor Uranus can’t win.